If u can answer all these questions correctfully in one try i will give you 2000 extra TP
1:Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
2:One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…..
3:Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4:If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5:The main reason santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6:I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “where’s the self-help section?” she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
7:What if there were no hypothetical questions?
8:If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9:If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
10:Is there another word for synonym?
11:Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”
12:What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
13:If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
14:Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
15:Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
16:If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
17:Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
18:If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
19:Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines?
20:How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
21:What was the best thing before sliced bread?
22:One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
23:Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
24:How is it possible to have a civil war?
25:If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
26:If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
27:If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
28:Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have “s” n it?
29:Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “assteroids”?
30:Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
31:Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
32:If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
33:Can an atheist get insurance against acts of god
34:Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
35:Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
36:Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
37:How is it possible to have a civil war?
38:If God dropped acid, would he see people?
39:If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
40:If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
41:If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
42:Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
43:Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
44:Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
45:Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
46:If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
47:Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
48:If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
49:If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?
50:Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
51:Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
52:OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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